Get Lost, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, New York doesn’t need them back.

Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner would be the best for New York on Staten Island, but Manhattan, where Ivanka photographed last Friday, taking credit for a brief return to Kushner’s excavations on Park Avenue, voted overwhelmingly for Biden/Harris.

There was no notable fraud, as 84% of the Manhattan electorate categorically supported the non-Trump/Pence team. Also, in Manhattan, where a gigantic Black Lives Matter slogan stands in front of Trump Tower, in the “Surrender, Dorothy” – we communicate incredibly about what we like and don’t like, and we hate whispered princess Ivanka and slum lord Jared, whom many have described as the other two least qualified people to populate the White House (I sincerely doubt that their rise is the result of “skill-based hiring” promoted by Ivanka).

In New York, we care about homosexuals, women, immigrants, diversity, housing, the workplace, COVID and the media. Given those aspects, those two would be as welcome in Manhattan as Rudy Giuliani would be at an open mic party.

Besides, why the hell would Ivanka and Jared have to go back to the position Dad calls “a ghost town” and keep looking to get upset, saying more recently that he would have a COVID vaccine from New York State in April because of the governor?Andrew Cuomo’s resistance to an untested (although Trump is rarely very even in the workplace when it becomes a challenge) Fix what makes this antapassnism random, as usual)?

I guess deep down they know that New York is rarely literally finished, that it will be “better”, and that the so-called lawless ghost of the city is truly a swarming place for other people who shop, go out to dinner and dress in masks. in one that has a higher number of COVID deaths from more than 1000 per day to approximately 28. (Do you know how we would have literally become a ghost of the city?If we had followed Donald Trump’s indifferent technique to the pandemic instead of taking Cuomo’s urgency into account. )

Unfortunately for the Kushners, it also means that the crowds not only piled up to vote for dad fired, but they blew pots and clapped in the streets when it became clear that Biden/Harris had won and that “the contagious general” was about to leave, ending our unusual nightmare.

It’s not their city at all, even though they pull out a Ebenezer Scrooge and start handing out turkeys at random. Of course, staying in Washington wouldn’t be such a smart choice for them either; a pitiful 5. 5 percent of the electorate supported Trump, probably because they had to keep a close eye on him for four years, but I beg the Kushners not to go back to New York, if only to save us years of New York Times articles about their attempts at social exploitation here.

We didn’t forget each and every moment that caused other people to shrink and capture each and every tweet. For example, we didn’t forget very well when Ivanka promised the LGBTQ community. Yes, with a knife; he posed smiling with evangelicals blessed by fanaticism and did not tell us of any court cases because pop got rid of the queer protections that had been implemented through Obama/Biden, one by one.

Jared himself reportedly said that “this is his problem” when New York City asked COVID for materials when the pandemic hit the city harder.

Nor did we forget with a grimace when Ivanka said staff didn’t need guaranteed jobs or a higher minimum wage – they supposedly didn’t need to “give” anything – and then added that in the midst of the depression caused by the pandemic, maybe other people just reconsider things and “find something new. “

Unemployed Americans almost sold their portions of marks on eBay to pay the rent, but Ivanka’s recommendation was essentially only for a concert violinist or court stenographer!And now, poetically, you will have to stick to your own recommendation and radically replace the direction.

Will he restart his fashion, continue his art collection, increase his involvement in the Trump organization, or prepare for his career in 2024, thus competing with his father and brother Donny Jr. for the nomination?Either way, he’d be more likely to be thrown a muzzle than a parade if he moved to Park Avenue.

Yes, at all times there will be star-eyed fools who would be extremely happy to have someone among them, but for the most part, there would be so many screams and taunts that selling yetts would actually increase even faster. than “Chapeaus of 46. ” After all, it was the city that greatly appreciated the billboards in Times Square of the Lincoln Project of Jared and Ivanka, which smiled perversely at all those suffering from COVID, a symbol for which they furiously threatened to sue. their honor is what took those two to take decisive action related to COVID, hehehe.

My intuition is that Trump’s extended family aspires to be embraced by the “cultural elite” she claims to despise, but that will never happen. While Ivanka might need to be in Vogue’s ward, I bet Hillary’s beloved editor Anna Wintour would probably not even invite her to buy a table for the Met Gala when this occasion resumes.

Living in New York and yet avoiding so many stormy nights can make you feel like Glenn Close at the Oscars as a debatable social columnist, I myself have experienced moments like this!

At least Dad will surely avoid New York, unless it is because of the barrage of court, he will be strongly invited to attend. According to his former crime partner Michael Cohen, Trump will probably go to Mar-a-Lago for Christmas and never will. (Or maybe he’ll just get a spot in the closet, in Russia, or become a French roommate with Roman Polanski. )

As for Melania, she’ll probably file for divorce on January 20, but I echo more than 78 million people when I say, “I don’t care, do I?The vast majority of Manhattan citizens don’t need to see these creatures. of what we need to go back to “Stop and Frisk”.

Remember, New York knows Trump even better than DC We’ve had to deal with him for decades, during the five years of Central Park, the era of cheating, moments of misogyny and mismanagement of money. We’ve noticed it through him, so he hates us and needs us back, like Pee-wee Herman (“I know you are, but what am I?”).

Carl Bernstein says a portion of Republican senators privately place Trump in an unpleasant way, but I guess they’re cowered by the worry of a bad tweet, so they allowed all the horrible things he said and did, but now they probably wouldn’t have to do that anymore. . . ding dong, the witch, etc.

As for the Trump clan, perhaps Donald, Ivanka and Jared can lock themselves up twice in the White House and continue to claim that they did not get the memo, but more realistically, they will have to move to a red state where they will be welcome. What about Kentucky? No doubt they would find that sharing oxygen with their little-understood MAGA enthusiasts is hell, but at least they would be invited to the local galas.

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