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By Sarah Hutto
More than part of U. S. travelers (54%) they said they would feel comfortable traveling six months after a vaccine was available.
-USA. Today.
In Europe, they dine at eleven-thirty at night, the little ones and the elderly wake up from a deep sleep to spend dinner and are forced to eat six courses, four of the dishes are other types of pasta. go back to sleep.
In Europe, a man’s mistress comes to dinner and eats with the whole family, then plays charades with everyone and wins. The man’s wife doesn’t care, because she’s tired of charades.
In Europe they do all the shopping for dinner that night of the same day, if there is any food left from the previous day thrown away, the cupboards will have to be empty for all the baby’s wine.
When you open a European faucet after noon, the wine comes out, before noon it is an espresso. If you need water, you should pick it up at the village fountain, which has a superior steel content due to all the coins that have been thrown there through other people who make vows.
In Europe, everything is fed through windmills. Instead of an electrical circuit breaker, European houses have a small windmill in the basement on which a leprechaun blows.
In Europe, they drive on the right side of the road. Most Europeans simply travel with a giant wallet, as in “Mary Poppins”, which practices any specific aspect of the road or any law of physics.
In Europe, women do not shave their armpits, many climb into the armpits hairs they have collected from pets and farm animals, on the other hand, all European men, without exception, shave their armpits and move on to a special European hairdresser. called ‘sepit’ of a.
Europeans are sexually more comfortable than Americans, because they have sex dressed in culottes.
All the beaches in Europe are topless. Europeans are not surprised by the breasts. When a European woguy takes off her blouse before having sex, the boy replies: “It’s a smart deal, I don’t care. “
Europeans are thinner than Americans because they consume olive oil instead of water. Even on the Tour de France, cyclists get tiny cups of olive oil to rehydrate. Being slippery is what makes all the bikes crash at the end.
Europeans eat smaller amounts than Americans, because all dishes are small, from the old days. European factories still have complex enough to make larger dishes.
Instead of being born with weapons, Europeans are born with barheads, nib on their chopsticks the day and chopsticks grow back in their sleep.
In Europe, there are only 4 actors, appearing on each and every TV show, movie and publicity. Three of the actors are men with eccentric teeth. There is a woman, and they have to update her every year, because she dies of exhaustion.
Men in Europe bring handbags. The bags are full of Louvre plans, villa titles that you can buy for a dollar and old cheese.
Europeans are less involved in protection than Americans, which is why, on average, a European is 3 feet younger than an American.
Europe is the continent of romance, which is why every year millions of Americans spend their holidays there, and few people have yet to learn about it. Investigations are ongoing, ♦
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